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Exclusive: Hasselhoff Beats Wife! by dan

The AP just called. David Hasselhoff beats his wife. The wife, actress Pamela Bach, who is 11 years younger than the woman beating tyrant, filed suit in L.A. superior court last Monday. And I’ll bet 10 bucks a divorce waits in the wings. But hey, that’s just my opinion and no one really cares about that. I think we all know whose opinion matters here. Kit, the talking car from Knight Rider (movie in the works?).

“Say It Isn’t So, Michael.” - Kit

This isn’t the first time Mr. Wife Beating himself, David Hasselhoff, has appeared on our site. Perhaps you remember his shit-tastic music video for “Hooked on a feeling.” Or maybe you remember those Pepsi ads where he’s humping a giant exploding bottle of soda. What makes someone go so crazy? Join us as we find out…

Hasselhoff does a puppy or two

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posted on 3:50 am 03/12/2006
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