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Cartoon Skeletons by amit

Until recently, Michael Plaus never really noticed the wildly distorted physiques of his favorite cartoon characters. So, he decided to recreate what he thought could be their skeletal systems as an art project. Some defining features Michael found were over-sized eye sockets, digit-less hands, and enormous lower bodies. Scary stuff. Join Plaus and C&V as we take a stroll through his gallery of gruesome, yet anatomically correct, skeletons.

Boy genius couldn’t fix his underbite.

The bones of a bitch

Not so cute any more stubby

A set of bones not even Snoopy would touch

No lower jaw? There goes her sex life.

Scientists found these bones in owl droppings

“Lesbians unite! We have backbones too!”

posted on 1:44 am 05/21/2006
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America’s Got Talentless Judges! by dan

It seems that for the past couple months we’ve been living under a barrage of ads for Simon Cowell’s new NBC TV show, “America’s Got Talent.” Well folks, the show officially blows hardcore now. The judges for the shizer-series are Brandy, David Hasselhoff, and British media figure Piers Morgan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hasselhoff? David Hasselhoff as a judge of talent? Ahaha. And now, a picture of The ‘Hoff naked with some puppies.

posted on 2:04 pm 05/19/2006
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Janusz Liberkowski: Immigrant American Inventor by dan

Janusz Liberkowski, the Polish immigrant, just won the million dollar prize on American Inventor. Janusz invented the “spherical safety seat,” a ball-like child seat. There’s a ton of uproar over this, as people say the “invention” already exists. You can check out the previously existing invention here. But that’s not really where Copycat Lebowski got the idea from. First, let’s look at his “spherical safety seat.”

The suit matches his ball

Now, do you really think Bukowski would be so brave as to just copy that safety egg design? Hell no. Look at the man, he wouldn’t flat out plagerize an existing product. That’s career suicide…. But what if the product doesn’t exist in our world? What if it previously only existed in the hearts and minds of Japanese gamers? Behold, Leboyganowski’s true inspiration:

Super Monkey Ball

Now, I’ve never been one to kick a millionaire pollack in the nads, but I’m not gonna mince words and hesitate to call the man a bit schiesty. Join me after the jump to witness Liberkowski’s moment of inspiration!

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posted on 10:46 pm 05/18/2006
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“Aquaman” TV Trailer by amit

If you can count your friends on one finger and enjoy comic book character telelvision based shows, then WB’s “Aquaman” may be the show for you. The series appears to be a mix of “The O.C.” and “Smallville,” but I could be wrong, I don’t watch either. Ving Rhames (Lilo & Stitch voice) stars with a bunch of unknowns in what the WB hopes to replace “Smallville” once the Superman movie franchise is underway. No word on when the show debuts, but when it does, call your friend.

View the trailer here.

Episode 4: “The Mysterious Phallus”

posted on 2:00 pm 05/18/2006
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Elliott “Ya mean I got no job?” Yamin by dan

Well folks, Elliott Yamin, American Idol’s favorite moleman, is going home. We hate to see him go, but you know who hates it the most? Elliott Yamin. Much to his chagrin, those days when he could cash in that sweet sweet American Idol capital and get loads of free perks are about to be gone for good. Join us as we walk down memory lane and reminisce about the days when Yamin suckled from the golden teet of fame.

The rabbit-toothed look of failure

Elliott Yamin’s Once-Upon-A-Time Perks of Fame

1) Let’s face it, one huge perk of being famous is the babes. You get a little money and throw in a dash of success and women fall out of the wood work for even the ugliest of men. This definitely worked for Yamin as he’s perennially ranked among People Magazine’s ugliest men alive. Well, what’s gonna happen now that Yamin’s gotten the boot? Luckily, I live in LA (home to American Idol) and I’ve done a little research. I tailed Mole-boy to several local eateries around town and here are some of the “hotties” I caught the booted Idol Crooner snugglin’ with. I saw him at Taco Bell with this girl, and busted him at Del Taco with this slice of poon, and interupted his smooching at McD’s with this dreamboat.

2) Another (and I quote) “HUUUUGE” perk of fame that will shortly be taken from Yamin pertains to fishing, Yamin’s “totally favorite” sport. For his entire life, Yamin has lived oppressed under the iron fist of the state of Virginia’s catch and release laws. As a boy, Yamin dreamed of “teaching those bastards [at the state of Virginia wildlife management agency] a lesson,” but in time he learned that the best way to conquer catch and release laws is through song. Yamin worked hard. Harder than he’s ever worked in his entire life. He honed his vocal chops like Chuck Norris honed that kid from Seaquest DSV in that movie Sidekicks. At last Yamin could sing. When Elliott made it to Idol the very first thing he did was draw up a contract in crayon. That’s it in the left hand thumbnail. It reads as follows: “Dear Idol Man, I want to keep my fish. Thanks. I love you.” Well, Elliott, it looks like you’re knee deep in shit for luck.

Elliott with a prize catch (moments before release)

3) Third and finally, Yamin will no longer get free stuff. There will be no more free stylists and no more free wardrobe. Oh no. From here on out it will be Styling by Yamin. Let’s check out the before (with fame) and after (now that he’s gotten the boot).

With Fame, Without Fame

Peace out, Yamin. You’ll always be remembered as the douche that made Paula Abdul cry. And now, a video of Paula Abdul drunk and hocking jewlery.

posted on 8:55 pm 05/17/2006
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