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It Burns My Eyes! Anna Nicole Pregnant by dan

Anna Nicole’s been preggers for some time now. But she didn’t announce it until she could make money off of it. Now, as part of an annanicole.com subscription only service, you can get periodic updates on Anna’s return to fatness.

But check out her ENTHUSED announcement.

(no word on who the dad is)

posted on 8:59 pm 06/06/2006
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“Keith Olbermann Neuters Bill O’Reilly” by dan

Holy shizer, here’s some good TV. It’s Fox News correspondent, Keith Olbermann, giving an 8 minute tirade against the ever-proud, Bill O’Reilly. The rant centers upon Bill O’s krrrazy view of historical fact.

posted on 7:40 pm 06/02/2006
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“Nothing Smolders Like The Original” by dan

The article title is the tagline for the first season, DVD release of the great TV series, “Mission Impossible” (and, coincidentally, the tagline for some dirty, dirty porn). It drops on Sept. 12th. No word on extras as of now. Here’s the art:

posted on 3:40 am 06/01/2006
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Katie Couric’s Farewell Party by amit

Earlier C&V:The Tube reported that this morning was Kate Couric’s last appearance on the A.M. talk show “The Today Show.” Take a gander at some of the attendees at her farewell event.

Harvey “Gay Hitler” Fierstein (Mrs. Doubtfire) does his rendition of “Mein Kampf” meets “Fiddler on the Roof.”

Harvey presents Katie with an “ego-sized” wallet photo.

A postmortem Joan Rivers joins the festivities.

Matt Lauer eyes Gene Shalit. Al Roker eyes the dessert stand.

posted on 9:44 pm 05/31/2006
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“LOST” Toe Found! by amit

Earlier the “LOST” message boards exploded over the news that the “Others” may or may not have 4 toes. C&V:The Tube broke the news with a shoddy screenshot, but there’s been an update. Our friend over at AndFound.com sent us a better quality and grab, and sadly, the “Others” have all their digits.

Click image for full-size.

posted on 5:45 pm 05/31/2006
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