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“American Idol” Returns by amit

There’s a fever rising and it’s about to shatter the thermometer of pop culture. Medicate and prepare yourselves for the six season of “American Idol,” one of the most popular television shows to showcase both raw talent and humiliation in an all too familiar extravaganza. Randy, Paula, and that black t-shirt-wearing Brit, Simon, will debut Monday, January 15th on the only network synonymous with class, FOX. And to commemorate the comeback we wanted to showcase our September 3rd, 2006 trip to the “A.I.” audition in Memphis, TN once again. Here’s a little fun for the new readers out there as well as chance for those who have seen it prior to laugh and cry all over again. Enjoy what could be the only cure for AI-mania…

posted on 3:04 pm 01/11/2007
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“Idle Talent” by candv

Introducing the world premier of C&V’s coverage of the season 6 “American Idol” auditions in Memphis, TN. It’s nearly seven minutes of Pulitzer prize winning journalism on the disillusioned hopefuls standing in line to be the next idolized American. Watch in awe as people attempt to sing, speculate over the Clay Aiken rumors, and imitate an incoherent Paula Abdul. Enjoy.

YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a11wbSuEhqQ

posted on 7:17 am 09/11/2006
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“LOST” Toe Found! by amit

Earlier the “LOST” message boards exploded over the news that the “Others” may or may not have 4 toes. C&V:The Tube broke the news with a shoddy screenshot, but there’s been an update. Our friend over at AndFound.com sent us a better quality and grab, and sadly, the “Others” have all their digits.

Click image for full-size.

posted on 5:45 pm 05/31/2006
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“LOST” Toe by amit

Our reader Don sent us a startling screen capture from the second season finale of “LOST.” The sub-par quality photo depicts the “Others” with four toes, similar to the statue Sayid sailed by. Any one else have a supporting/discrediting image?

Let the “LOST” speculation continue…

posted on 7:15 am 05/31/2006
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Kirk Krack: “Diving Expert,” My Ass by dan

David Blaine and Kirk Krack: I Hate You. You wasted 2 hours of my life. Two hours that I’ll never get back. Two hours that I could have spent curing cancer or murdering orphans. Kirk Krack, this post is for you.

Thousands of readers have asked us, “Who is Kirk Krack? And how can he call himself a ‘diving expert’ if he can’t even make a human hold his breath for 9 minutes?” Well, readers, we value you and we never stop in pursuit of the truth. Come with us as we rag on the most worthless man in diving, Kirk Krack.

Kirk. In a trash can. Where he belongs.

Some readers have asked what exactly Kirk did to “train” David Blaine. Here is a picture too gruesome to post of Krack post-Blaine-”workout.” Some people have asked, “Do you have that still of Krack from that German Shizer movie?” And, well, the answer is, “only from chest up.” You can find it here. And some readers have asked, “What does Kirk Krack look like naked in the snow?” And you can find that here. The sad thing is, these are all real pictures. And finally, some have asked, “Now that David Blaine and Kirk Krack are unemployed has-been failures, what’s next?” Well, you heard it here first, MOVIE DEAL. Below is the poster.

posted on 11:05 pm 05/08/2006
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