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“A Whole New Wrong” by amit

Here are the ingredients for the music video rumored to be the NAMBLA theme song.

1. Twelve-year-old black boy
2. “A Whole New World” from Disney’s Aladdin
3. The Taj Mahal
4. Ruben Studdard

Prepare for a nauseating, surprisingly funny, and overall wrong duet of Ruben singing to a youngin’ “I can show you the world…”

posted on 5:29 pm 09/13/2006
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Fiddy Cent Arrest Pics by amit

If you haven’t heard yet, rapper 50 Cent, AKA “the-guy-who-got-shot-nine-times-and-one-was-in-the-face” AKA Curtis Jackson, was arrested earlier today in New York while driving his fancy Lamborghini sports car. According to PEOPLE magazine, AKA “The Unisex Rag,” Cent was

“handcuffed, escorted to a Manhattan police precinct and issued four tickets, for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired license, driving an unregistered vehicle and driving an uninsured vehicle.”

No more stops to the candyshop without your license, I don’t care who’s birfday present you’re trying to steal buy.

posted on 4:36 pm 09/08/2006
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Norm MacDonald’s “Ridiculous” by amit

Former SNL veteran and once star of his own ABC show aptly titled “The Norm Show” is now venturing into the world of sketch comedy albums. The album, “Ridiculous,” isn’t out till September 12th, but we’ve got an exclusive free download from the release. The sketch is a dialogue between Norm MacDonald and Will Ferrell (in his Harry Caray voice) as the first two gay guys in America. It’s introduced by Subway commercial figurehead Jon Lovitz. Enjoy.

Click here to jump to the download.

posted on 3:19 pm 09/06/2006
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Back in Gap by amit

When you think hardcore and classic Hollywood, what name comes to mind? Humphrey Bogart? No, he’s suave and cool, not necessarily bad-to-the-bone. Jimmy Stewart? Too goofy. James Dean? Almost, he has the look and attitude, but no. Still discombobulated? Let GAP help. The clothing outlet choose none other than Audrey Hepburn to rock out to AC/DC in their new iPod-esque commercial. The TV ad selling “the skinny black pant” is a real mismatch of legendary celluloid and vinyl. Watch Holly Golightly gallivant across the screen to the opening licks of “Back in Black” and then wonder why GAP didn’t use a tap dancing, drugged up Courtney Love instead. This is probably the first TV advertisement appearance of the late Hepburn and the 3,835 emergence of an AC/DC song selling a company the band’s never heard of. Take a look at the unsettling ad below.

(Listen closely, you can hear the faint sound of someone spinning in a grave.)

posted on 1:19 pm 09/06/2006
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“Paris” Doesn’t Spread by amit

Paris Hilton’s debut album aptly named “Paris” sold a meager 75,000 copies after one week, and proved people could care less for the personification of a cesspool. “Stars Are Blind,” but people aren’t deaf and dumb. Well, except for the man representing Paris, Elliot Mintz. The rep tried to gloss over the situation for TMZ.com by noting the single is “top ten…all over Europe.” Europe, the continent that had the Black Plague and coughed out ABBA. Mintz, Europe’s lack of musical taste and love of mayonnaise on fries doesn’t correlate to the tastes of America (begin 30 second “USA” cheer now). For your sake, let’s hope Paris’ second release, rumored to be titled “Hilton,” doubles last week’s “Nicole Richie”-sized numbers.

Note: N*Sync’s “No Strings Attached” is the fastest selling album of all time selling 2.41 million copies its first week (Guinness World Records) and Lance Bass is a fruit.

I guess she does spread.

posted on 8:15 pm 08/29/2006
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