“Mmmm….dooonuts.” The phrase could very well be the opener to the much anticipated 2-D animated movie “The Simpsons.” The crap thing about teasers is just that, they tease the senses. In this case, the eyes. Maybe the taste buds (see yummy pink donut with sprinkles). The tease will not be quenched till 7/27/07.
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Forget what you saw from last week’s trailer. This rough cut trailer from the summer’s nerd/virgin fest, Comic-Con, finally gives fans what they’ve been waiting to see: Venom in the flesh. If this trailer doesn’t get you jonsing for Spider-Man 3 you must more excited about Charlotte’s Web.
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Behold! The trailer for the new, the upcoming, the finally-a-movie-with-venom trailer for Spider Man 3! Sandman, Green Goblin, Venom, Symbiotes. Lord knows this movie is going to be insane.
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You’ve seen the “My Life, My Card” print and television ads of celebrities answering a clever questionnaire created by the most elite of credit card companies, American Express. Notables such as writer/director M. Night Shyamalan, golf phenom Tiger Woods, token Asian actor Ken Watanabe (Memoirs of a Geisha, The Last Samurai) and even lesbian Ellen DeGeneres have all given their two cents of cash back to let the world in on their favorite movies, fondest memories, and inspirations. For instance Shyamalan’s biggest challenge was “not letting [his] work make [him] unhappy.” I don’t know about him, but if I directed Lady in the Water, I’d be snorting Zoloft through a roll of ecstasy just to crack a smile. In addition to M. Night’s ad, Blasian Tiger Woods had some meaningful responses. Here’s his full answer list:
childhood amibition: to beat dad in a game of golf.
fondest memory: riding my bike and skateboard all the time.
soundtrack: anything 80’s and early 90’s
retreat: underwater shooting fish
wildest dream: winning the Masters
proudest moment: winning the Masters
biggest challenge: how can I become a better person tomorrow
alarm clock: 5:00 AM sharp!
perfect day: surf, ski, golf, and spearfish in the same day
first job: cart boy
indulgence: my boat
last purchase: my friends new album from Hootie and the Blowfish
favorite movie: Caddyshack
inspiration: my parents
My life: is hectic
My card: is American Express
How touching. Oddly enough the credit card that’s accepted at most “whites only” establishments failed to publish a number of celebrity surveys. Why? We believe they were too damn honest. Our C&V CFO called AmEx to 1) contest charges for suggestive DVDs from fun-with-goats.com and to 2) get a hold of the unreleased candid questionnaires. Here they are for your enjoyement. It’s a shame they didn’t use these…
childhood amibition: to be a thetan level 10
fondest memory: memories mean psychology and we all know that’s a load of crap.
soundtrack: top gun
retreat: my favorite bar Log Jammers
wildest dream: to meet Lord Xenu
proudest moment: jumping on Oprah’s couch
biggest challenge: kissing humans with two X chromosomes
alarm clock: Suri crying after escaping from her hibernation chamber
perfect day: Nicole Kidman calls me crying to say, “I’m sorry Tom. I’ll be a Scientologist. I won’t wear heels.” And then I hang up.
first job: taking care of a card-counting ‘tard
indulgence: golden DC-8’s
last purchase: Battlefield Earth: Director’s Cut DVD
favorite movie: cocktail
inspiration: the little kid from Jerry Maguire and Katie Kate what’s-her-face
My life: is awesome! Yeeeah! Wooooo!
My card: won’t buy prescription drugs.
childhood amibition: to be a gooder rapper
fondest memory: my weddings
soundtrack: whatever makes me look black
retreat: a leather sectional AKA my crib
wildest dream: to be a father figure
proudest moment: downing 2 easy cheese’s in a minute
biggest challenge: people taking my music serially
alarm clock: what’s that?
perfect day: one without my mom calling me k-fag
first job: can’t ‘member my last one
indulgence: my bling electric toof brush with spinners
last purchase: 3 t-bell crunchwrap supremes
favorite movie: crossroads 2 fast, 2 furious
inspiration: vanilla ice
My life: is a walking punchline.
My card: must still be co-signed by Brit even though we no mo’
childhood amibition: to become a big star
fondest memory: when the mc’rib first came out
soundtrack: anything off “how stella got her groove back”
retreat: ben & jerry’s
wildest dream: to visit Willy Wonka’s factory
proudest moment: leaving “the view”
biggest challenge: proving my gay husband is strait
alarm clock: my deep frier has a timer on it
perfect day: sun bathing in malibu without being confused for a beached orca or a sleeping manatee
first job: a helipad
indulgence: my walk-in fridge
last purchase: stripper exercise videos
favorite movie: my big fat greek wedding
inspiration: those hard-working keebler elves
My life: is being a lawyer.
My card: best not have a limit or someone’s gonna get slapped.
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All the stars of black Hollywood came out to celebrate the 2nd Annual Black Movie Awards in Los Angeles. Writer, director, and actor Tyler Perry, “Diary of a Mad Black Woman,” hosted the 90-minute show that honored the African-American film community.
Akeelah & the Bee took home 4 awards, including the award for Outstanding Motion Picture of the Year. Laurence Fishburne and Angela Bassett both won for Outstanding Actor / Actress in a Supporting Role. Of course the film was nothing without leading lady, actually teenager, Keke Palmer who walked away with a BMA for Outstanding Actress in a Leading Role.
Legendary actress Cicely Tyson was presented the Distinguished Career Achievement Award by no other than the legend herself, Oprah Winfrey. Yes—gal pal Gayle King was there. She watched this momentous occasion from the audience.
But all the excitement started way before the show even began. Fans cheered the actors and actresses as they walked down the red carpet. Some ditched their dates and came with family instead. Tracee Ellis Ross of “Girlfriends” arrived with her kid brother, Evan, and Mario Van Peebles showed up with his legendary dad, both sons, and his adorable little girl.
Age has been good to Billy Dee Williams. He looked as handsome as ever in his dark suit and he still had all his hair.
Reality queen Omarosa and comedian Monique garnered attention for different reasons. Omarosa let her boobs do the talking while Monique let the hairs on her legs do the pointing.
And then of course what would stars be without their fans. One crazy woman jumped onto the red carpet and had a reporter take a picture of her with “ATL” actress Megan Good.
Still, the night turned out to be a success. Until next year.
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