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Ice Cream & Celebrities Scream by amit

On April 19th Ben & Jerry’s held their annual “Free Cone Day” at participating frozen dessert outlets across the country. Unfortunately, I didn’t arrive quick enough to savor a cone of Phish Food or cup of Half Baked. But, we learned a few celebrities did. That’s right. Stars who have millions of dollars to their name love the taste of free, and last Tuesday, it was free ice cream. Staying true to our celebrity curiosities, we scoured the net for images of stars at Ben and Jerry’s stores getting their eat on, and boy did we find some winners. Take a look at their high jinks.

Star Jones demanded a free 20 scoop “Vermonster” to go

Jabba the Hut finally beaten after his 942nd free cone

LOST’s Hurley tried to steal a B&J’s cart

Police escorted Mo’Nique away after a 23 hour eat/sit-in

posted on 8:00 am 04/28/2006
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Baby Tips From C&V by dan

So, Tom Cruise, you’ve had a baby. I’m sure that you and Katie “refuses to take your last name” Holmes are very proud. But, now comes the difficult task of child rearing. And we’ll tell you this, it’s not going to be easy. Mistakes happen all the time. So we here at Celluloid And Vinyl are offering a few tips and suggestions to help you, Katie, and Suri blossum into the galactic O.T.7 glory so promised by Operating Thetan Zanix four Tri-ghandides ago.

Tip #1: Bottle Feeding

Don’t rush your child to the bottle. It’ll lead to Fucked teeth. And, unlike AIDS and Heroin addiction, screwed teeth can’t be fixed with vitamins and exercise.

Tip #2: Find a proper crib

Don’t just lump that baby in with all the other garbage in your life. This thing can breathe and maybe even talk one day.

Tip #3: Enroll the child in a proper daycare

The above is a real picture from Palestine. In the industry, we call this “ending on a down note.”

posted on 7:49 pm 04/25/2006
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Top 50 Indie Films by amit

Empire Online has announced their “Ultimate Indie Line-Up” of the top 50 greatest independent films. The list includes El Mariachi (50), Swingers (42), and Memento (13) to name a few. Most of them I agree with, most of them I’ve never seen (Withnail and I?). Click here or the image below to see the Top 10.

posted on 6:42 pm 04/25/2006
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Driving Ron Weasley by amit

Rupert Grint, the red head whiner who’s been in every single Harry Potter to date, has removed his typecast to star in the upcoming film Driving Lessons. The sixteen year old awkward actor told MTV he’s “learning to drive in real life. So part of the reason [he] signed up for [Driving Lessons] was that [he] was looking forward to driving a car.” The other part? He’s been Ron Weasley since 2001. For the flick no one will see, Rup shot a scene that’s been missing in every single one of his movies. An on-screen kiss. Sadly, no magic occurred. Director Jeremy Brock had to stop the still pre-pubescent goof’s “giggle fits” during his first silver screen smooch. Grint said the scene was “nerve-wracking…because everyone [was] watching [and girls have cooties].” Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix opens July 13, 2007.

Grint flashes the hand sign for his “No Girls Gang”

posted on 5:17 pm 04/25/2006
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Wes Anderson Does American Express by dan

Wes Anderson recently joined the American Express hocking likes of M. Night Shizermalan and Ellen Degeneres. Previously, the commercial could only be seen in theaters… until one fateful day (yesterday) when Celluloid And Vinyl liberated the video for the masses in a stunning raid. See below.

posted on 2:22 pm 04/25/2006
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