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HP5 Trailer Leaked by amit

Someone out there on the net faxed us the teaser trailer for none other than Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix even though the it’s not officially due out till Monday. Luckily our C&V spies (your checks are in the mail) are experts at finding the obscure to moderately illegal videos. Though the quality isn’t the best, we still get a taste of the 5th installment to the wildly popular fantasy series (Hermione, yum). And, for the quality enthusiast, here are some screen shots.

posted on 4:49 pm 11/18/2006
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Spider-Man Proves He’s Strait With New Poster by amit

posted on 2:11 pm 11/17/2006
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Harry Potter 5 Stills by amit

The kids over at USA Today (reading level: 6th grade) texted us movie stills for the highly anticipated sequel to three other sequels, Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix. Take a look.

Puberty is never easy

Cankles!

A real wizard: Jesus

Voldemort’s underwater time: 2 mins, 3 secs

Potter’s into Goth chicks?

Same thing happened to the Emancipation Proclamation.

Potter raids Dumbledore’s liquor stash

Aged to perfection?

WTF?

posted on 1:25 pm 11/17/2006
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Joey Lawrence: Whoa-thless Career by amit

We all remember failed abortion turned child star turned “Prince D-bag” Joey Lawrence. From his bout on “Blossom” to his…last episode on “Blossom,” he proved that even those with mental capacities on par with Corky from “Life Goes On” can somehow surpass 15 minutes of fame. But now, after being booted from ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars,” he’s got a one-way ticket back to obscurity (airport code: OBS). The dance off aired a few nights ago with Joey “Whoa” Lawrence leaving in disgrace dressed as, you guessed it, a flaming, bald sailor. We decided to commemorate Joey’s return to nowhere-dom with some memorable moments in his star-studded-crossed career. Let’s begin…

In 1984, an 8-year-old Joey appeared on the “Today Show” with then black Bryant Gumbel to do a skit for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The godawful acting had lil Joey dying to learn how they filled the parade balloons. So who comes to save the day? Why none other than a mysterious clown. Don’t bother watching the entire out-of-sync catalyst to JL’s shoddy career.

The “Today Show” appearance somehow gave Joe the skill set to later co-star on the series “Blossom” accounting for the only recognizable bullet on his IMDB rap sheet. Can anyone remember his character’s name? It was Joey. That’s right. The rejected MENSA member had to use his own name to avoid confusion with reality whenever he dialogued with his “fake sis” Blossom, played by Mayim Bialik (Russian for “llama face”). Now that’s “Whoa.”

Annoying comes in three’s

Now comes the part of the post where we share with our readers the late Terry Schiavo’s music video of the day in a segment aptly titled “Schiavo Shares.” Had she been alive today, the deaf, blind, brain-dead bombshell and sole fan of Joey Lawrence’s self-titled 1993 album would have definitely picked its single, “Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix.” I can almost hear her humming the song in a single monotonic drone. We miss you T…

We’d like to round off Joey’s illustrious fall from grace with pics from his last night of fame: his dance on “Dancing With The Stars.”

Women running away from a gay sailor?

The washed-up face of Rogaine

Need more insight on worthless careers? Check out K-Fed’s American Express “My Life, My Card” Ad.

Thanks Nicole for the article idea. (NB: Terry Schiavo wasn’t her idea. I will burn in Christian hell for that by myself.)

posted on 6:23 pm 11/16/2006
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AC and C&V: Part II by amit

Those kids over at the Associated Content, specifically Kimberly Lawson, cannot get enough us. They’ve interviewed Dan and myself, yet again, in order to share with the world all things C&V. Wanna learn what we were doing prior to running this outfit? Or our top 3 favorite albums of all time? How about why we don’t think it’s our fault that we killed Dakota Fanning (it was to prove a point)? You’ll learn all that and much more in the most in-depth and hard-hitting interview we’ve done to date. Head on over to the AC and take a look.

Thanks Kim.

posted on 10:57 am 11/15/2006
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