We all know celebrities have diamond studded swimming pools full of money. That’s half the horror of being rich and famous. And, sadly, we can’t get enough of who they date, where they live, and, apparently now, what’s on their grocery lists. Fresh Direct, an online food delivery service in New York City, is publishing grocery lists of their celebrity customers. They hope to open the fridge and shed a small white light for normal people and the guy who played Buddy Lembeck on “Charles in Charge” what those with “F-You money” eat. But does anyone give a hoot that Cynthia Nixon, the red-headed meerkat look alike from “Sex and the City,” nibbles down Tobago Wild Blackfin Tuna Loin? Nope. Nor do we care that hardcore writer/racists director, Spike Lee, only eats New England Fresh, Grade A Large Brown Eggs. Wait, brown eggs Spikey? Someone likes his omelets topped with jungle fever. 
Either way, I’d rather read that Nicollette Sheridan, the personification of “botched plastic surgery,” only orders foods high in preservatives like sodium benzoate and drinks cooking sherry to numb the pain of knowing she’s married to Michael Bolton. C’mon Fresh Direct, spill the beans on the racy grocery lists. America’s hungry for some real meat. You can omit why Clay Aiken insists on ordering phallic shaped fruits and vegetables though.
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