The nosy rag PEOPLE has a startling follow-up to our epic and prophetic piece on “American Idol” loser Elliot Yamin titled “Elliott ‘Ya mean I got no job?’ Yamin.” It seems after the jobless wash-up enjoyed a few hours of drinking away his woes at a local Richmond, VA bar, he went outside, started picking up rocks (we told you he was the mole man) and proceeded to throw them at a nearby road sign. It was in the midst of his stone chucking when Yamin’s “finger got caught on a rod holding down a rock” and his pinky finger snapped back and broke. Ouch. Luckily Yamin will be able to sign autographs for his mom since the redneck-inspired injury occurred on the hand he doesn’t write an “X” with (his left). Unfortunately, Elliot Yamin must wear a cast over the finger he used to do coke and grape-flavored fun dip with back in the glory days of season 5 in Hollywood. Life’s been rough Yammy. You’ve always been alphabetically and mentally at the bottom of every list. Now you’re back in the news and still out of a job. C&V feels for you. That’s why we uncovered a road sign you should throw rocks at. God speed and get well.
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December 21st, 2007 18:36
I agree with bibbley. This is a stupid website. You guys don’t know anything.
December 21st, 2007 18:43
I agree with Bibbley you guys don’t know anything
December 21st, 2007 18:44