Your Body Is an Underworld
by amit

John Mayer’s finally appeared! Not only is he pinned with Jessica Simpson, he’s also got an album coming out soon (cross your fingers with C&V it isn’t twelve tracks of lyrics like “bubble gum tongue”). So why hasn’t Mayer left his house since his appearance on the Chappell Show (YouTube)? Who knows. But, take a look at what months of no sun exposure can do.


He deals crappy lyrics, she deals DEATH!

posted on 2:03 pm 09/07/2006
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One Response to “Your Body Is an Underworld”

  1. carly
    1

    your news is already outdated. j-simp fired her publicist for the mayer rumor.

    i don’t know whose image it hurt more.

    serves you right for… i think you know what.


    September 8th, 2006 09:51

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