John Mayer’s finally appeared! Not only is he pinned with Jessica Simpson, he’s also got an album coming out soon (cross your fingers with C&V it isn’t twelve tracks of lyrics like “bubble gum tongue”). So why hasn’t Mayer left his house since his appearance on the Chappell Show (YouTube)? Who knows. But, take a look at what months of no sun exposure can do.

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your news is already outdated. j-simp fired her publicist for the mayer rumor.
i don’t know whose image it hurt more.
serves you right for… i think you know what.
September 8th, 2006 09:51