Golden Arches, Golden Ads
by amit

America is fat. But celebrities aren’t. That’s why the #2 reason for the country’s largeness, McDonald’s, (Poptarts are a surprising #1. I eat 12 for brunch everyday) has signed supermodel and wife to Seal, Heidi Klum, to be the face and buns of the burger giant. According to the NY Daily News, McDonald’s spokesman Alexander Schramm wanted Klum because she “is the best partner. She’s a young mother and represents modern lifestyle.” McDonald’s is crossing their pudgy fingers Klum improves their image after movies like Supersize Me and the up-coming Fast Food Nation have shined an over-sized light on the negative aspects of their foods. Here are her first few print ads out of Germany.


Klum calls nutritionist after one McNugget


“Mmmm. I can’t wait to purge for dessert.”

But what the U.S. doesn’t know and what C&V just learned is that McDonald’s “tasted” a few other celebrities before choosing Heidi Klum. Join us as we debut exclusive ads never used by McDonald’s.


Kirstie Alley kills for Big Macs


Haley eats away his troubles


No one craved McFlurries after Kelly Osbourne’s ad


Jason Biggs, still a virgin, loves the pastries.

posted on 8:30 am 06/07/2006
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