David Blaine and Kirk Krack: I Hate You. You wasted 2 hours of my life. Two hours that I’ll never get back. Two hours that I could have spent curing cancer or murdering orphans. Kirk Krack, this post is for you.
Thousands of readers have asked us, “Who is Kirk Krack? And how can he call himself a ‘diving expert’ if he can’t even make a human hold his breath for 9 minutes?” Well, readers, we value you and we never stop in pursuit of the truth. Come with us as we rag on the most worthless man in diving, Kirk Krack.
Some readers have asked what exactly Kirk did to “train” David Blaine. Here is a picture too gruesome to post of Krack post-Blaine-”workout.” Some people have asked, “Do you have that still of Krack from that German Shizer movie?” And, well, the answer is, “only from chest up.” You can find it here. And some readers have asked, “What does Kirk Krack look like naked in the snow?” And you can find that here. The sad thing is, these are all real pictures. And finally, some have asked, “Now that David Blaine and Kirk Krack are unemployed has-been failures, what’s next?” Well, you heard it here first, MOVIE DEAL. Below is the poster.
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Now dan you can’t say shit like this about your old roomate and coworker/ Its not that nice
January 7th, 2008 22:03