Pick Pickler No More
by dan

Kellie Pickler, my future wife, was voted off of American Idol tonight. We first fell in love with the blonde, country darling many moons ago while she was honing her vocal chops at her local Sonic eatery. But what’s the future hold for a girl that wears an outfit like this? And sings like this? Come with C&V and find out.

Kellie Pickler’s Future Job Market

1) Sweet love in the back of my ‘Vette at Sonic

2) Homelessness

3) Bring Long Honor to Home Country

4) Wishin’ in one hand, Shittin’ in another. Seein’ which fills up first.

5) Birthin’ my quintuplets

posted on 10:51 pm 04/26/2006
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