Dakota Monkeys Around by candv

In the epic interview between Dakota Fanning and the 17 year-old Japanese boy with chronic arm thrashing syndrome, Fanning was slapped with the hardest question of her career to date, “Do you like boys?” Her interviewer never learned the answer. But photographers at ShoWest did. It’s chimpanzees! Dakota’s alleged fetish for all things simian prompted her to bring a chimp nicknamed “Robin Williams” to the awards show. That’s when the paparazzi flashbulbs ignited and the gossip rags exploded. Does Robin care about more than just looks? Why is Dakota’s date wearing red Huggies Pull-Ups? Can he dance? C&V has the answers.

Dakota catches of whiff of what Robin’s been throwing.

“Hands above the equator Robin”

First date = first base

“Robin, I’m up here.”

Robin attempts to dance with two left hands.

posted on 12:02 am 04/13/2006
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