Midgets, little people, or santa’s helpers (as well call them) may be 3 ft tall, but they’re causing a life-sized, 6 foot tall ruckus with Mrs. Britney “Trash” Spears. The clamor arose over Spears hiring the pint-sized ankle biters to dress up like Sonny Bono and dance for K-fed’s birthday. Here’s what the midgets are saying:
“It is wicked to hurl abuse at anyone of diminished height simply because they are small.”
We here at Celluloid and Vinyl agree with the vertically-challenged misfits and are deeply enraged with Spears over her tasteless use of child-sized men. The midget continues:
“We know dwarves and midgets who are immense in stature because of their talent. Mostly they are able to rise above any insults. But inevitably, feelings are hurt by nasty comments.”
Ya think they need a step ladder to rise above those insults? BOOYA, midgets! Got ya!… But, in all seriousness, let’s take a moment to celebrate great moments in midget history. Come, let’s stroll down memory lane.
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